The Key of Awesome (Deluxe Edition) http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910
California Gurls (They’re Unreliable) Single http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/california-gurls-theyre-unreliable/id378947336
Nervous Guy Single http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nervous-guy-feat-ahmir/id382344482
Tron Girl Single http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/tron-girl/id384131832
Afraid (Eminem Parody) Single http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/afraid/id385853948
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Written and Performed by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
LYRICS
I’m not afraid to piss and moan
About my feelings and how I’ve grown
I’ve got no sense of humor about myself
But I take shots at everyone else
I’m like a kid and god forbid
People call be out on stupid things that I did
Damn. It’s really bright up here.
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
If I knew we were shooting a video outside
Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going downstairs.
You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em
Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don’t even need em
Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can’t get upset
Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
I’ll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin’
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious
And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious
Cus he can dish it out but he just can’t take it
Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it
Who’s this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
He’s clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran
Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan?
I’m not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don’t care
I’m bumping into people on the street I’m wearing Shape Ups on my feet
I’m just like you. I’ve been there too. I’m rich and famous so I take that back it’s not true
It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I’m done
Now I’ll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun
and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun
I’m the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that’s undisputed
But for some reason I act like I am persecuted
If you think I’m a turkey well then you can just stuff it
I’m the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But I’d rather make fun of some minor celebrities
Here’s a list of people that I’d like to impeach
Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech
But I won’t diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain’t fun
They’re both really nice, they ain’t hurt no one
But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks
Aren’t you glad that I’m back to get this message across
I’m not afraid to get really pissed
At all my critics that hardly exist
I’m such whiny baby I’ll keep complaining
I’m rich as hell my records sell
I’m such an ass, but I get a pass
People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast
(alternate ending)
And now I’m jumping from the top floor, it’s a metaphor, but I’m not sure what for
I got super powers just like Jesus
You can say my name when somebody sneezes
Can someone yell cut
I want to go back up
Oh man, what the fuuuuuuu
Hey guys! This song is obviously property of Owl City. not mine GREAT SONG. not my most vocally impressive song but its such a good song and everyone seems to like it as much as i do and that was an obvious sign to put it this video up. hope you like it !
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And for those of you who keep asking, we did all of the stunts, there were NO stunt doubles. Tim actually got hurt in that last blooper, but not too bad…. I think. Ah it was still hilarious!
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In which John describes what he did on July 24, 2010, the day of Youtube’s Life In a Day project. He spent most of the day walking around Munich, Germany trying to find a watch for his wife and a present for his son, but there were side trips to bookstores, churches, and a women’s soccer game. The day ended with an extraordinarily awesome concert.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Coulton gave spike’s predessor permission to upload the video. (See extensive annotations.) However, viacom OWES ME sixty cents, because, hilariously, they pirated THIS VIDEO. Ask Viacom where my sixty cents is: http://www.viacom.com/contact/Pages/default.aspx
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In which John Green examines the complicated relationship between Viacom and piracy: Viacom has filed a lawsuit against YouTube seeking more than a billion dollars in damages for the copyright infringement that was rife in the early days of YouTube. But John proves that spike.com, which is owned by Viacom, has been placing ads against content that doesn’t belong to them for years, including Jonathan Coulton’s brilliant music video “Flickr.”
This video includes a snippet of “Flickr,” which is–like this video–released under a Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike Creative Commons license. All of which is to say: Viacom, if you steal my video like you stole Coulton’s, I will sue you.
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In this video, I cover Heidi Montag not being able to hug or jog due to her her new boobs. What is a back scoop? Sounds dirty! Dancing with the Stars how do you feel about ringers and lifts. I thought Scherzinger was amazing this week and Kate was hilarious! Also, Glee, Ugly Betty, Whoopi and Ke$ha! Desperate Housewives scandal with Nicolette Sheridan suing Marc Cherry! Lindsay Lohan is still a mess but she has a new mommy on her way! Lil Wayne and Madonna blogging, The Tiger Woods Press conference was pretty calm, huh? Finally I love me some Erykah Badu her video for Window Seat is BEAUTIFUL! Let me know what you think!
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In which John discusses his diet, which has netted him a 15-pound loss. He also discusses the brilliant and hilarious facebook group John Green Is Fat, which you can join here
GREAT SONG. not my most vocally impressive song but its such a good song and everyone seems to like it as much as i do and that was an obvious sign to put it this video up. hope you like it !